We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.

Age enlarges and enriches the powers of some musical instruments - notably those of the violin - but it seems to set a piano's teeth on edge.

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't live long enough to make them all yourself. He's opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer him the position.

Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?

Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.