If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
The Indian may seem poor to we rich Westerners but in matters of the spirit it is we who are the paupers and they who are millionaires.
I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.