The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion.
Mark TwainDon't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality
Mark TwainTo place man properly at the present time, he stands somewhere between the angels and the French.
Mark Twain