France has usually been governed by prostitutes
Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.
If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.
The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.