I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.
Mark TwainWhat is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark TwainEvery one knew he could foretell wars and famines, though that was not so hard, for there was always a war, and generally a famine somewhere.
Mark Twain