The blunting effects of slavery upon the slaveholder's moral perceptions are known and conceded the world over; and a priveleged class, an aristocracy, is but a band of slaveholders under another name.

Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

When whole races and peoples conspire to propagate gigantic mute lies in the interest of tyrannies and shams, why should we care anything about the trifling lies told by individuals?

The altar cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next.

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.