His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead.

My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.

The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.

Today's burdens can strengthen you for tomorrow.