I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once.

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.

I've never let my school interfere with my education.

One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.