Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
A gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't.
The observance of Thanksgiving Day-as a function-has become general of late years. The Thankfulness is not so general. This is natural. Two-thirds of the nation have always had hard luck and a hard time during the year, and this has a calming effect upon their enthusiasm.
To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth.
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.