I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
Mark TwainWe grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.
Mark TwainThe partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.
Mark TwainIt will take mind and memory months and possibly years to gather together the details, and thus learn and know the whole extent of the loss.
Mark Twain