When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
[The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.
I do see that there is an argument against suicide: the grief of the worshipers left behind, the awful famine in their hearts, these are too costly terms for the release.