If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary

It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

Men and women -- even man and wife are foreigners. Each has reserves that the other cannot enter into, nor understand. These have the effect of frontiers.

The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes.

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Creed and opinion change with time, and their symbols perish; but Literature and its temples are sacred to all creeds and inviolate.