Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked.

The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.

God cures and the doctor sends the bill.