Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.
Mark TwainThe soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice -- and always has been.
Mark TwainThe human being places sexual intercourse above all other joys, but leaves it out of his heaven.
Mark TwainPublic opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.
Mark Twain