I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million.
Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity. That is where the true evil lies.
The church is always trying to get other people to reform, it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.