Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why.

Education is what remains when what is learned has been taken away.

I will remark in the way of general information, that in California, that land of felicitous nomenclature, the literary name of this sort of stuff is "hogwash"

I have carried a revolver; lots of us do, but they are the most innocent things in the world.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about.