Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.

In other localities certain places in the streams are much better than others, but at Niagara one place is just as good as another, for the reason that the fish do not bite anywhere.

When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven years.

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.