Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

Carlyle said 'a lie cannot live.' It shows that he did not know how to tell them.

It is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden

Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.

Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.