Some people give their problems swimming lessons instead of drowning them.

Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.

One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself

The xmas holidays have this high value: that they remind Forgetters of the Forgotten, & repair damaged relationships.

In literature imitations do not imitate.

If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy - if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places.

If science exterminates a disease which has been working for God, it is God that gets the credit and all the pulpits break into grateful advertising-raptures and call attention to how good he is. Yes, he has done it. Perhaps he waited a thousand years before doing it. They forget to say that he is the slowest mover in the universe, that his Eye That Never Sleeps, might as well, since it takes a century to see what any other eye can see in a week.