If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
Love your enemy, it will scare the hell out of them.
The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'
They say that you can't live by bread alone, but I can live on compliments.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.