None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.
Two days overdue, THE WORLD'S WORK has not reached me. Pray make a note of this. I would rather not have to resort to violence.
Only laughter can blow [a colossal humbug] to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
First catch your Boer, then kick him.
I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
The world doesn't owe you anything. It was here first.