Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

We must put up with our clothes as they are - they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us - to advertise what we wear them to conceal. They are a sign; a sign of insincerity; a sign of suppressed vanity; a pretense that we desire gorgeous colors and the graces of harmony and form; and we put them on to propagate that lie and back it up.

Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting