Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color.

Evolution is the law of policies: Darwin said it, Socrates endorsed it, Cuvier proved it and established it for all time in his paper on The Survival of the Fittest. These are illustrious names, this is a mighty doctrine: nothing can ever remove it from its firm base, nothing dissolve it, but evolution.

The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.