Every man is in his own person the whole human race without a detail lacking....I knew I should not find in any philosophy a single thought which had not passed through my own head, nor a single thought which had not passed through the heads of millions and millions of men before I was born.

Humor is tragedy plus time.

I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary.

The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.

Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

The introduction of homeopathy forced the old school doctor to stir around and learn something of a rational nature about his business. You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths to destroy it.