I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.
Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.
Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.
An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.
Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.
Men and women -- even man and wife are foreigners. Each has reserves that the other cannot enter into, nor understand. These have the effect of frontiers.