The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.

the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.

All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.

Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Love is not a product of reasonings and statistics. It just comes-none knows whence-and cannot explain itself.