A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditch digging.

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

Eventually, I sickened of people, myself included, who didn't think enough of themselves to make something of themselves- people who did only what they had to and never what they could have done. I learned from them the infected loneliness that comes at the end of every misspent day. I knew I could do better.

I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.

A Christian's first duty is to God. It then follows, as a matter of course, that it is his duty to carry his Christian code to the polls and vote them... If Christians should vote their duty to God at the polls, they would carry every election, and do it with ease... it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.