I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.
America cannot have an empire abroad and a Republic at home.
There is no such thing as an ordinary life.
When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.