Man is without doubt the most interesting fool there is. He concedes that God made the angels immune from pain and death, and that he could have been similarly kind to man, but denies that he was under any moral obligation to do so.
Mark TwainWhen you catch an adjective, kill it - perhaps the best possible advice for budding writers.
Mark TwainThe nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.
Mark TwainBut it is a blessed provision of nature that at times like these, as soon as a man's mercury has got down to a certain point there comes a revulsion, and he rallies. Hope springs up, and cheerfulness along with it, and then he is in good shape to do something for himself, if anything can be done.
Mark Twain