Intellectual ''work'' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another.
We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time.
Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.
The Koran does not permit Mohammedans to drink. Their natural instincts do not permit them to be moral. They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy.
To do right is wonderful. To teach others to do right is even more wonderful--and much easier.