Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything

But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian's daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?

The best and most telling speech is not the actual impromptu one but the counterfeit of it.

War talk by men who have been in a war is always interesting; whereas moon talk by a poet who has not been in the moon is likely to be dull.

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.

Public Servant: Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft.