It would not be possible for Noah to do in our day what he was permitted to do in his own ... The inspector would come and examine the Ark, and make all sorts of objections.

If everyone was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes.

I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad.

Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

Comparison is the death of joy.

Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.