The world has corrected the Bible. The church never corrects it; and also never fails to drop in at the tail of the procession-and take the credit of the correction.
Mark TwainIn Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.
Mark TwainThe true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey!
Mark Twain