Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.
When a library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it delights me and doesn't anger me.
Children and fools always speak the truth