Conscience, man's moral medicine chest.

Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink.

If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.

what is joy without sorrow? what is success without failure? what is a win without a loss? what is health without illness? you have to experience each if you are to appreciate the other. there is always going to be suffering. it’s how you look at your suffering, how you deal with it, that will define you.

Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.