Conscience, man's moral medicine chest.

When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

[The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology.

College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.

As one boy said, 'I was thinking all these horrible thoughts about my parents when suddenly it hit me-if they're all that bad, how come I'm so wonderful'

The modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism is loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.