My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.

My land, the power of training! Of influence! Of education! It can bring a body up to believe anything.

If the metrics you are looking at aren't useful in optimizing your strategy - stop looking at them.

It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. I believe that whenever a human being, of even the highest intelligence and culture, delivers an opinion upon a matter apart from his particular and especial line of interest, training and experience, it will always be an opinion of so foolish and so valueless a sort that it can be depended upon to suggest to our Heavenly Father that the human being is another disappointment and that he is no considerable improvement upon the monkey.