Being made merely in the image of God but not otherwise resembling him enough to be mistaken by anybody but a very near sighted person.

I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. To live a fulfilled life, we need to keep creating the "what is next", of our lives. Without dreams and goals there is no living, only merely existing, and that is not why we are here.

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of his acquaintances.

I'm all for prosperity. It's change I object to.

The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.