It is noble to teach oneself; it is still nobler to teach others.

The timid man yearns for full value and demands a tenth. The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on par.

Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance.

The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Truth is stranger than fiction-to some people, but I am measurably familiar with it.

Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.