Such is luck! And such the treatment which honest, good perservance gets so often at the hands of unfair and malicious Nature!
If you have nothing to say, say nothing.
None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
Truth is stranger than fiction-to some people, but I am measurably familiar with it.
A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever.