We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

There is only one good sex. The female one.

Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others-his last breath.

Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

We were surprised how closely the cuckoo imitated the clock-and yet, of course, it could never have heard a clock.

The North thinks it knows how to make corn bread, but this is a gross superstition. Perhaps no bread in the world is quite as good as Southern corn bread, and perhaps no bread in the world is quite as bad as the Northern imitation of it.