We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

Golden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer.

The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say.

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.

Too bad that youth is wasted on the young.

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

Look at you in war...There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.