You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.

I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.

I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman.

Greece is a bleak, unsmiling desert, without agriculture, manufactures or commerce, apparently. What supports its poverty-stricken people or its Government, is a mystery.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.