God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Independence-is loyalty to one's best self and principles, and this is often disloyalty to the general idols and fetishes.

great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.