Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark TwainAlways obey your parents. When they are present. This is the best policy in the long run. Because if you don't, they will make you. Most parents think they know better than you do, and you can generally make more by humoring that superstition than you can by acting on your own better judgment.
Mark TwainWe take a natural interest in novelties, but it is against nature to take an interest in familiar things.
Mark Twain