The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print

Not all the Greek runners in the original Olympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land (and work) again after a cheerful, careless voyage.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.

It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy.