If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.

These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

Preachers are always pleasant company when they are off duty.

The heart is the real fountain of youth.

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters.

I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.