Talking of patriotism, what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery.
Mark TwainIf you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy - if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places.
Mark TwainThe conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.
Mark Twain