I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.

If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare.

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

Some things you can't find out; but you will never know you can't by guessing and supposing: no, you have to be patient and go on experimenting until you find out that you can't find out.

I am personally acquainted with hundreds of journalists, and the opinion of the majority of them would not be worth tuppence in private, but when they speak in print it is the newspaper that is talking (the pygmy scribe is not visible) and then their utterances shake the community like the thunders of prophecy.

Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness.

But old fools is the biggest fools there is.