I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.

Benaras is older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together!

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.

Experience comes from bad judgment.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd law; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.

Life is short, break the rules.