Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.
Mark TwainHumor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Mark TwainAn enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.
Mark TwainI went to the circus, and loafed around the back side till the watchman went by, and then dived in under the tent. I had my twenty-dollar gold piece and some other money, but I reckoned I better save it.... I ain't opposed to spending money on circuses, when there ain't no other way, but there ain't no use in wasting it on them.
Mark Twain