We have the best government that money can buy.

Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it can destroy bad principles and recreate good ones; it can lift men to angelship.

It was the schoolboy who said, ""Faith is believing what you know ain't so.""

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.