Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

Plain question and plain answer make the shortest road out of most perplexities.

The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes.

We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.

It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any other foreigner to read the terrible German script.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.