Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

There is only one good sex. The female one.

There is no such thing as a new idea. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope.

Anybody can have ideas-the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one glittering paragraph.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.