Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

Vote: The only commodity that is peddleable without a license.

If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary

Shall we go on conferring our Civilization upon the peoples that sit in darkness, or shall we give those poor things a rest?

Talking of patriotism, what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery.

We never knew an ignorant person yet but was prejudiced.