Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

They say that you can't live by bread alone, but I can live on compliments.

We write frankly and freely, but then we modify before we print.

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

It was the schoolboy who said, ""Faith is believing what you know ain't so.""

Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

As a boy, I once saw a cart of melons that sorely tempted me. I sneaked up to the cart and stole a melon. I went into the alley to devour it, but no sooner had I set my teeth into it, than I paused, a strange feeling coming over me. I came to a quick conclusion. Firmly, I walked up to that cart, replaced the melon - and took a ripe one.