God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
...one should be gentle with the ignorant, for they are the chosen of God.
As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we are able to conceal ourselves all through the day.
New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.
I do not like an injurious lie, except when it injures somebody else.
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.