Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

Blasphemy? No, it is not blashphemy. If God is as vast as that, he is above blasphemy; if he is as little as that, He is beneath it.

In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

There is not an acre of ground on the globe that is in possession of its rightful owner, or that has not been taken away from owner after owner, cycle afer cycle, by force and bloodshed.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.