Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
If everyone was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes.
If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.
Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.
There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.