The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.

When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the whole idea at once.

Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.

Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.