Geological time is not money.

By and by when each nation has 20,000 battleships and 5,000,000 soldiers we shall all be safe and the wisdom of statesmanship will stand confirmed.

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

You need not expect to get your book right the first time.

If work were so pleasant, the rich would keep it for themselves.

When a library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it delights me and doesn't anger me.

I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.