All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.
The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
Never do wrong when people are looking.
There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land (and work) again after a cheerful, careless voyage.