A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.

The timid man yearns for full value and demands a tenth. The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on par.

A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.

Balloon: Thing to take meteroric observations and commit suicide with.

You don't know about me, without you have read a book by the name of 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,' but that ain't no matter. That book was made by a Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly.

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.