What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love" come from the heart; but what sensible bachelor, rejoicing in his freedom and years of discretion, will run the tremendous risk?
Mark TwainIf we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.
Mark TwainIf it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
Mark TwainWhat is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark Twain