Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.
Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.
Strange is the man who practices his religion.
When your watch gets out of order you have choice of two things to do: throw it in the fire or take it to the watch-tinker. The former is the quickest.
On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.
Comedy keeps the heart sweet; but we all know that there is wholesome refreshment for both mind and heart in an occasional climb among the pomps of the intellectual snow-summits built by Shakespeare and those others.