The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

The only people that a bank will loan money to is the very people who don't need it.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.